moneyes: (Default)
2008-05-24 04:06 pm

god, i love it when the universe is appropriate.

guys, GUYS--i'm not sure who said it (i think it was [personal profile] blondiusmaximus) BUT: MORE COWBELL.

i am ten seconds away from buying this. NINE.
moneyes: (desperate and ready)
2008-05-22 05:03 pm

let's do this shit in order, folks

good news: dude, L-the-crush has an inflamed ligament! before you label me a demon, please to be noting that this means that she needs people to do stuff for her (not everything, though. she walks without her crutches on purpose! she is my superwoman!) and said people (me) have to hang out with her all day just so we can do so. dudes, she wants to go to warped tour (coming near us soon!) god god god, i'm so fucked over by this girl, guys. \o/

dudes, lyn-z's name is lyn-z.
i love love love this girl, okay. i just CAN NOT love her more (that's a lie, but you knew that.) and fuck anyone trying to defend that fucking nickname--it's stupid, and it's something i'm guilty of and it's something that stops today, now--in my journal. OH LYNZ FORGIVE ME. DDDD:

bad news: totally lost my shit today. i won't go into details, but i will say that i felt like asshole!frank! it was kind of cool for a second, but i was too busy being D: and ): and 0:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< DIE DIE DIE.

worse news: more than 4,000 gay men/lesbians have been executed in iran. what the ever living fuck, iran?
moneyes: (contemplative but hot)
2008-05-17 05:51 pm

(no subject)

dudes! anyone remember that lol-arious picture depicting gerard way as the super-emo sheriff of emotown? you know the one: bandanna, squee face (&hearts;), raised arm, cocked hip?

...anyone have it? XD

eta: dude, check out lynz's bass. "lyn-z hates you!"
moneyes: (Default)
2008-05-15 05:46 pm

unfinished fic dump!

pretty much some fics i have not/will not finish, and stuff that's been kicking around in my head since day one. (please note that i think that bert is adorable and, therefore, not an asshole.)

lyn-z/gerard universe mix-up!


moneyes: (Default)
2008-05-13 04:58 pm

couldn't even think up a snappy line--oh, wait!

things that are making me dlkrhlskfjdsklarhelkajsdfklfjd today:



and (thanks, [personal profile] fayemeadows !):

Everyone was there - family, friends, everyone. Oh OH - I didn't see this but another LJ-er did. Apparently, Momma Way and Lyn-Z were standing together and a fan waved and said "hi, Mrs. Way" and THEY BOTH SMILED AND WAVED.

I know it makes no sense - duh, they're married, obviously she's a Mrs. Way. But. BUT. SHE'S A MRS. WAY IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE. IF ALICIA WAS THERE MY HEAD WOULD'VE EXPLODED.

GUYS. GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. i am going to raise a million dollars to open up a laboratory and capture them just so i could prove how THEY'RE NOT REAL.

eta: JESUS I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS. (dudes, i have a plot. I HAVE A PLOT.)
moneyes: (Default)
2008-05-12 12:34 am

late night stops to my brain

random thought: you know what i love about listening to "cubicles?" aside from making me clutch at my heart every three words, there's a specific line (sometimes i think i'll die alone) that just makes me smile. dudes, he's not going to die alone. none of us are. he's got a pretty wife and we've got each other and the fucking world.

...♥
moneyes: (under pressure)
2008-05-11 03:23 pm

dflaksdfjaweirkjasdf

I AM READING ALL OF THE BIGBANG SUMMARIES AND \o/ and DDD: at the same time! GOD STUPID WRITER'S BLOCK BIT ME IN THE ASS.

BUT: BIGBANG! JUNE 1st! \o/
moneyes: (desperate and ready)
2008-05-10 01:23 pm

this is my pissed off icon

"girl, 13, kills herself after listening to 'emo suicide cult band' my chemical romance--"

(guys, please know that it is killing me to have to post this right after such a happy post, but:)

NO FUCKING DICE, ASSHOLES.
moneyes: (expression)
2008-05-10 12:27 pm

unnecessary fucking fear

dudes, it's probably nothing, it's probably insignificant, it's probably the shittiest reason in the world, but i am freaking the fuck out.

yes, it's mcr-related.  )

that being said:

--babies! i want some iero babies and some toro babies and way babies and some bob stat. they don't have tour anymore, dudes! [livejournal.com profile] mcee said so!
--...mikeyway wants to take up kickboxing. where you KICK THINGS. oh mikeywayyyyyyyyyyy, ♥
--I AM PRINTING THIS SUCKER OUT.
--this:

I think I was looking at Gerard, who was kind of futzing around by Bob or talking or something. I was waiting for the next song and my eyes just sort of slid over to Mikey and I literally gasped out loud. He was standing at the edge of the stage, legs spread, holding the neck of his bass, and he was just staring at the crowd. Not smiling, not moving, just staring. I never thought I’d use the word smoldering to describe Mikeyway but that’s all I could think. Smoldering. My legs actually kind of went out from under me. (Luckily there was a stool there for me to slump down onto.) It was just…woah. Mikeyway. He smiled a couple of times, big smiles, at James or Ray, I couldn’t tell, but I was automatically smiling like an idiot whenever I saw it. There was a funny moment before Mama when Gerard said, “I want to dedicate this song to my mom. [pause] Who’s also Mikey’s mom.” Mikey just kind of raised his eyebrows and smirked all uh, yeah dude. It was cute. Also, I want his boots.

--AND THIS OMG:
The best moment was, of course, the one everyone’s talking about. Gerard came over and put his arm around Frank during the break in Headfirst for Halos. Frank brought his hand up and I thought he was going to just kind of drape his hand over Gerard’s, but then he was grabbing the mic instead and I remember thinking “what?” and then I died. He rapped the Fresh Prince theme song with his back to the crowd. And then put the mic down on Bob’s drum. And then I think I experienced hysterical deafness for like a minute and when I came to Gerard was cooing, fucking cooing about how Frank was so nervous he’d just put the mic down on Bob’s drum. Then he said Frank was “so adorable!” So adorable! [flailing] As a Philadelphian who has drunkenly recited the Fresh Prince theme song more times than I can count, that moment absolutely made my life. I can’t remember if he did the last part, the “I pulled up to the house…” part, or just ended it at “yo, home…” part because, like I said, dead. Perhaps someone who was there can help me out? But whatever, best moment of my life.



♥♥♥♥♥
moneyes: (Default)
2008-05-04 04:25 pm

(no subject)



just so you know, i'm posting this so i can always find it and ♥___♥ at it always. oh god, gerard, my hero forever.
moneyes: (i gots me a bobert!)
2008-05-03 07:24 pm

in the news today

BANDOM: STILL MY MOTHERFUCKING FAVORITE.

although, with this laspe in logging on, i have realized several things about myself, one being: along with music, bands, bandom boys, superheroes, vampires, gerard way, gerard way's wife, invader zim, cartoons, t-shirts, shoes and frank iero, i am completely obsessed with sex. and not in that creepy, "fap*fap*fap" kind of way, no--in the way that i have to make a dirty joke every two point five seconds. that most of my conversations center around sex. the fact that i read books on orgasms (for the reference and the lols!) i don't get it! why so interesting, intercourse?

today, the family and i were discussing the whole beyonce/jay-z prenup thing. ugh, prenups, how uncomfortable you make me. i realized that i am supremely happy that no marriage i am completely in love with (ie. bandom marriage) has a prenup. everyone's broke! everyone's smelly and gross and complete dorks and and and. i don't know, guys, i just couldn't stop smiling. true love, it exists.

and i just had this huge ranty thing about pete/ashlee and prenups but LJ JUST ATE IT. ohmygod, lj, one of these motherfucking days. D:<

I NEED MUSIC. I NEED MUSIC. give me your hardcore bands, your riot grrls, your metal, etc. GIVE ME YOUR HARDEST MUSICS.

eta: i have been wanting to say this for days. LEATHERMOUTH IN JUNE.
moneyes: (Default)
2008-04-26 06:11 pm

spin me a yarn

okay, dudes--major confusion here. not that i'm not completely in love with this interview with lyn-z, but she tells us how she joined msi at the near end, and it strays a lot from this article here:

At this point, Vanessa left the band, reportedly either to become and astronaut or to pursue a career in discount surgery for people looking to break into amputee pornography. Urine's sister, Lyn Z, wanted the gig. At her audition, "the Zoid" slammed her bass furiously and then-unbeknownst to the rest of the band-cleverly downed a hidden vial of Bacardi, sneakily lit a match on the headstock of her bass, and blew fire all over the highly combustible ceiling of MSI's practice space. She then announced to the room, "I have to pee," and skipped off as the fire spread. Jimmy, Steve and Kitty stared like confused dogs, silent and motionless, at the fire for a few minutes before sealing the deal and grabbing an extinguisher. Armed with a wicked tattoo sleeve and a pile of freshly starched Catholic-schoolgirl uniforms, Lyn successfully avoided flying bottles, roses and marriage proposals when MSI opened for System Of A Down at the beginning for last year.

i spy some white stripes shit going on!

eta: CRISIS MOTHERFUCKING AVERTED.

eta eta: "i'll be attracted to someone for their walk. like, if someone has a weird walk, i'll be attracted to them." OMG LYN-Z TOTALLY LOVES GERARD'S ONSTAGE PRANCING.
moneyes: (desperate and ready)
2008-04-24 01:32 am

all your lj posts ARE BELONG TO US

8 days without my flist, but SOMEHOW I HAVE SURVIVED. idek know guys, but i missed youuuuuuuuuuuu. ♥

let's just get into this, shall we?

msi's if: making you bust a gut since before its actual release date )

various riot grrl!au ramblings, hardcore!ashlee, hardcore girls in general, and incompetent whining )<

bigbang = D: )
huh, that was less than i thought.

RAY AND KRISTA ARE MARRIED, DUDES. where are my pictures? where is my ray attempting to control the fro for the happiest day of his life? where is the pic of the fro attacking krista when they have their 'you may kiss the bride' kiss? where is my frank attempting to weed-whack that shit just so his buddy can have a dance with his new wife without suffocating her? where where where? ;___;

historical aus! MORE PLEASE. i've read [livejournal.com profile] pearl_o's ideas and some others and i really just want MOAR. old-schoo lovin, ys plz.

epic fail, [livejournal.com profile] theferrett, epic fail.
moneyes: (super cool and super fabulous)
2008-04-16 04:36 pm

like pulling a bunny out of a hat

f-list! i have not been ignoring you! the father lost his job and never leaves the house! i've been too pissed off to enjoy you! (MY FEMINIST RAGE, I CAN NOT SHOW YOU IT.)

i finally caught up with you though (at skip=600, WTF guys) and i pretty much agree with everything said and disagree with everything that everyone disagrees with. yay bandombigbang! historical aus! ust memes! rst memes! CONTINUE MY GOOD LADS.